Penthouse №5 (May 2017) USA
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Penthouse — популярный американский мужской эротический журнал. Кроме США выпускается на различных языках по всей планете и считается одним из самых известных в мире брендов. Отличается от Playboy более «жёстким», но, в тоже время, высокопрофессиональным сексуальным содержанием.
I HAD a strange dream the other night. I was in the men’s room at Penthouse, halfway through what felt like the biggest pee of my life. When I looked down, however, I realized I was urinating into a trash can. My stream had filled the bin completely-impressive!-and the brilliant yellow liquid spilled onto the floor around my feet. But the strange part was that I felt fine about it. No embarrassment or shame...no desire to clean it up...nothing. I finished up, washed my hands, and left the bathroom to discover puddles of my sunshine yellow tinkle pooling on the floor all across the white-tiled hallway.
I was amused when I woke up, and wanted to learn more about the subliminal curtain-raiser I had just starred in. But even Google didn’t know what to do with “sunshine yellow pee, dreams, trash can, overflow, work, puddles." From what I can glean, I’m either coming into a boatload of money, losing control of an aspect of my life, or I'm experiencing some literal parallel of relief.
Perhaps the answer lies closer to relief; after all, the May issue marks exactly one year that I have been entrusted with this magazine-1 know! I didn't see that coming either! And I can think of no better way to celebrate than with the 2017 Pet of the Year. (See what I did there?)
Enjoy!
Издательство: Penthouse
Год издания: 2017
Жанр: Мужской журнал
Формат: PDF
Язык: Английский
Качество: Высокое
Иллюстрации: Цветные
Страниц: 134
Размер: 102.3 Мб
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